I appreciate the food gesture my master...

The other day my master brought home some food from "long John silvers"...of course I could smell it. This is the second time he has done this. He has a pretty hard and fast rule that he doesn't allow me to eat any of his food, vary rarely will he bend on this. Finally this time he gave me a small sliver of fish and shrimp from the long johns place....man I thought I had died and gone to kitty heaven. I inhaled it faster than I do catnip(that stuff also rocks!). I guess he has his reasons to not let me have table scraps most of the time...I suppose it's for the best...I might get bigger than I already am...but for goosh sakes if you are going to be so cruel and bring home fish could you at least offer a poor little kitty more than just a little scrap. Hmmmm I have an idea maybe I'll ask him if he can buy me a pet gold fish. I promise I'll take really good care of him(in my mouth) and never harm him. I'll just watch over him in the bowl....really...I mean it. :)

SLA

we need to really take a look at ourselves.....

My friend len and myself often joke about each other on this blog, but we both have this unconditional love for each other. We both don't understand quite why but it just is. He speaks to me in this "showlow speak" that only me and I, and some of his friends understand. But we understand each other. I think animals have a special place in God's plan. I wish humans would take notice of this more often, not like the animal rights people like to portray but just a simple of of both of our simplicity. I wonder if humans would take this simplicity in God's plan that they would understand and love each other more, instead of having to be so materialistic. It's hard to put into words....especially for a cat. But I really think if we just simply trusted in God's plan, more often I think all of our worries would be so meaningless. Meow over this thought.

SLA

I hate people...

just so you know for the most part I hate people. for the most part they are very stupid, unlike most of us cat's .....and even some...hack hack..hairball coming up....even some (God forgive me) dogs. People just go for all these trendy things. They even by us animals all these stupid things we could care less about. I'd rather pounch on a dam milk jug ring than a stupid fake mouse.....you know I know it's fake...it it wasn't I'd be tearing the dam thing to sherd's and having it as a snack. And know I don't leave trophies for my "master" if I kill something to eat I eat it, I am not going to leave a dead carouse for someone to admire, that's for the less intelligent cat's(or so called cat's) out there. So you idiots out there need to learn a lesson......I am pretending to be "domesticated" but any chance I get to kill I am going to do it. Again...you'd better watch you back. hehehehehe.

I Loooove this pic........

This ONE rules!!!!!!!!

SLA

Get real dude....

hmmmm....my so called "master" wanted to rough house with me today after a bad day at work supposedly. You see...he kind of thinks I have sypmothy about his life so when he comes home I try to do the best to placate him and do what he wants. What he doesn't know is all of us intelligent cats are only plotting for a future take over. He KNOW's eeet....but he just doesn't want to admit eet. So for now I'll play along. But I would be looking over my shoulder if I were you. hehehehhehheh.

SLA

what a bunch of dog dodo....

Did you watch the "puppie bowl"....on AP...what a load of crap. They only give us kitties a halftime show with a bunch of stupid kitties that I wouldn't be caught in the same room with. I even saw a dumb dog take a leak on the field...have some self respect. At least I have some self control and can use a litter box. As far as the football superbowl...who gives a crap...they won't let me on the field..something about undoing shoelaces...geez what's the big deal?

SLA