humans start there stupid politcal gala's....

Today the democraps starterd there political party they call a "convention". The next few day's those that can stomach eet, will watch a bunch of bozo's pat each other on the back and tell America why there party is better than the other, we get the republiKKKans doing the same thing next week. Of course as we all know I pulled out of the Presidential race early on, even though I had very strong local support. I wasn't willing to pander to special interest groups including animal rights groups. I hold all the cards already so I really don't need special protection from these groups, it's not like they are feeding my fat ass anyway. So one might ask whom I am I going to vote for...easy...my fellow feline and girlfriend(even though I have yet to meet her personally), Maranatha. I recently saw some pictures of her and unlike what some people though, I wasn't jealous at all. She really struts her stuff, and would be a wonderful President. Here is a pic of her's.....I must warn you...she's NUDE in this pic! :) SLA

Why must humans constantly be on the run...

Take note my human friends, and enemies, you could take a tip or two from a cat. Take a break from your busy lives now and then and just relax. You people are constantly on the go. What gives? I can sleep up to 16 hours on a bad day...18 or more on a good one. Now of course that's not straight sleep, I take time in between to eat, do other necessities, bird watch, entertain my "master", and of course just stare at whatever happens to catch my fancy. I think most humans fear just being still sometimes because they are afraid of thinking. While granted there isn't much for us cat's to have to think about...we do think(mostly the plotting of the takeover of civilization..just kidding...but we do think. Seems like humans don't like to do that. Maybe it's because they fear the unknown of the future, not sure where they are headed...I KNOW where I am headed...I know eet, I know I know eet. Kitty heaven you know....the old big cat nip in the sky..the big cat treat carousel. I wonder if the prospect of humans going where I am not going worries them???(to hot for me) Could be. Well just something to ponder.....if you think you can stand the silence. :)

SLA