A HISSSS to remeber....

I don't know if I mentioned eet or not but a couple of weeks ago uncle Dave came over to visit me and well I was sort of having....issues, to put it politely. Len was there of course and they were trying to get me to come out from under the TV stand, wondering like humans always seem to do, why I was being so alloff. Well Dave stroked my tail, something I normally enjoy as most normal cat's do, but today like I said I was having "issues". I gave him the two biggest and loudest HISSES he and Len had ever heard....full mouth open wide hisses. Len didn't have the "pleasure" of seeing my mouth open in disgusts, or disgruntlement, I am not sure which...LOL. Anyway as to the issue.....(WARNING THOSE WITH DELICATE SYSTEMS MIGHT NOT WANT TO READ ANY FURTURE)...apparently I had been backed up, so to speak, that day, and I guess it didn't even fell good to be touched anywhere much less on my "tail of two kitties". Thus the tremendous HISSSS. I normally aint a hisser, unless people try to hold me like a baby(DON..gett ett...I don't like that) or wash me, although I am getting ok with the whips somewhat, or clip my nails. Well it apparently was something to behold because they haven't stoped talking about it since then. And of course to the aftermath....ummm...I was able to produce quite a big...shall we say TURD in my litter box. I was accused of substituting a dogs turd for mine. Well yes we cats normally don't produce something so disgusting but if you've been backed up for a day or so maybe you'd do it to. After that I was fine and placated them with my loving and all that crap....LOL. So the next time a cat HISSES at you for petting them at the wrong time or the wrong place just consider..there might be a BIG reason for it, nothing personal.....or at least we can use that as an excuse for our normal destine for you. :)...just kidding. :)