I AM TWO in about 7 hours...

Yes April 30th is coming soon and that's my b-day. I am expecting some cool gifts people so I hope you are reading this. CASH is fine btw. Oh guess what I got a pre-birthday gift today, guess what it was. A new Pet bed. (: GIVE ME A FREAKING BREAK. A new bed. I already hate it. I liked my little old bed that was full of my smell and hair and three sizes two small for me. Why I need a bigger brighter and new smelling(YUCK) bed is beyond me. Frankly I didn't really need the other one, but got used to it. I guess some people will just never figure cats out. WE DO NOT LIKE CHANGE! Perhaps after I vomit or pee on the new bed I might actually come to like it. Heck even putting tuna flakes(My fav treat) didn't get me to lay down in it. Oh well I'll keep the guilt trip on over this new bed until better gifts come along. How about some MICE!